Jokes

AKPOS AND THE PRINCIPAL

Akpos was caught red handed by his principal writing ‘May God punish my principal’.
Principal: What nonsense are you writing? (about to Slap Akpos).
Akpos: Sir, I have not finished it.
Principal: (angry) What do you mean. You are abusing me and you say you have not finished. Are you mad?
Akpos: This is not what I wanted to write.
Principal: So what did you want to write?
Akpos: I wanted to write ‘May God punish my principal’s enemies’.
Lolz! One word for Akpos…….

     Panties In  A Car

A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car.
On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, “Kunle! What is this?!”
The lawyer retorted, “What is what? I don’t know what your’re talking about!”
The wife replied, “This Panties! I saw it in your car this evening!”
Quickly, His lawyerly instincts kicked in and calmly said, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case worth a million naira I’m handling.”
She fell on her knees apologizing.